Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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