...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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