did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Holy shit dude........stairs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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