Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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