I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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