The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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