they need to just BURY HIM!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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