I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I love you. Go after that dick
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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