he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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