sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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