After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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