Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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