Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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