To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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