are you so shy because you have an std?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
did you just send me my own nude
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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