So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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