I'm eating all of the evidence.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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