whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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