You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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