My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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