I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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