Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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