Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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