there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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