Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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