Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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