I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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