Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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