You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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