Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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