Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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