Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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