I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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