Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
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My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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