and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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