Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
