I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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