What a fucking waste of an outfit
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
How external is "for external use only"?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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