Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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