She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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