you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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