69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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