i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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