id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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