Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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