"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not ubering you a puppy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
These tits shall not be calmed
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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