Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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