ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
