yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Randomize
