God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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