: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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