I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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