She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.