She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream